• dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
  • me: dad they barely even leave their room


specifically told my manager i cant work on tuesday

what did he do

book me in for tuesday

fkin dickhead

and wow i was on the phone to one of the other managers and he was like WELL IT’S SATURDAY LUNCH TIME NOT THE BEST TIME TO CALL :T

Like woah sorry DUDE



cant remember when last i slept in my own bed

o dear





Wow

Duck faaaace

4 piercings on my chest ooh



whenever you feel ordinary just remember that youre the only one with that url

(Source: macaronis)